Top 32 Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #70

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  • 01
    Cat - GATHER ROUND AND HEAR THE TALE OF THE HALF-EMPTY FOOD BOWL
  • 02
    Cat - Ive been composing in bed Icallit sheetmusic
  • 03
    Cat - Would you hurryup! Ive already hit pause' three times!
  • 04
    Cat - THE BESTVITAMIN FOR FRIENDS ...B1
  • 05
    Cat - The heaviest thing vou can carry is a Grudge ICANHASCHEE2EURGER COM 4.0KG
  • 06
    Cat - i did such a goodjob hidin frum da vacuum I mizzed LUNCH а
  • 07
    Cat - Bring me the next dog! Ohope this one's gota bit more fighting spirit
  • 08
    Cat - The most important thing you can wear Is your expression.
  • 09
    Cat - why we don't call them "Guard Cats i haz no idea how da burglar got in? iz been asleep all day
  • 10
    Cat - The last thing lwantto do isinsult you But it IS on the list
  • 11
    Photo caption - Cats act the way they do because they are nature's perfect killing machine but they only weigh 8 pounds and people keep picking them up and kissing them.
  • 12
    Cat - Did you just open snack bag?
  • 13
    Cat - CAT You spelled 'supreme ruler of the universe wrong
  • 14
    Cat - SCHRÖDINGER'S RED DOT IT SIMULTANEOUSLY CAUGHT AND NOT CAUGHT
  • 15
    Photo caption - HE LIED KAT FUD DOEZ GROW ON TREEZ
  • 16
    Cat - Who me? Chewing on your new plant? I wasn't chewing, I was, er um using it as dental floss T'm actually saving you and me a trip to the dentist
  • 17
    Photo caption - You know you're lazy when you 'd rather just lay on painful pointy little rocks. than move over a few feet and lay on the soft grass
  • 18
    Photo caption - Seriously |why are these shoes called sneakers? I can't sneak up on ANYBODY when l'm wearing them!
  • 19
    Wildlife - "QUIT CALLING ME 'GATOR BAIT WE'RE IN MAINE,"
  • 20
    Cat - Socks didn't much like laundry day but he hated being hung out to dry *sigh* ICANHASCHEE2EURGER cOM
  • 21
    Cat - gee DAD i come in here at 2am to raid the fridge & find YOU chomping down all the goodies
  • 22
    Motorcycle racer - Hey Kitty, What'sthe most dangerous par of a motorcycle? The nut that connectsthe seat to the chandlebar.
  • 23
    Cat - Hotsingles in my area, Have heard about me and are moving to otherareas HNHASCHEE2sURGoM 1974
  • 24
    Cat - don'tunderstand people that say hurtful things, Like "Want to go fora run?"or"Hey, try this kale!"
  • 25
    Cat - My therapist told me to write letters to the people lhate and then burn them. OK Ididthat.now what do I do with all these letters. ICANHASCHEE2B0RGER COM n dottaners horale Leldur
  • 26
    Cat - HAPPY FANGS GIVEN
  • 27
    Cat - New spokescat for Mewtual of Omaha
  • 28
    Cat - Quit saying that! We're exactly where we're supposed to be. We're lost, aren't we? .wherever that is. O0O
  • 29
    Cat - Come wif me if u want to vote
  • 30
    Cat - have a bumper sticker thatsays "Honk it you thinkI'm sexy" Then I don't move when the light turns green to stroke my ego. OANHASOHEEZBURGER.COM
  • 31
    Cat - Nutrition labels should have a section for "What if leat the whole package"
  • 32
    Cat - i had diz nitemare dat U told ebbryone on cheezburger dat i let u sleep till 6AM mai street credz waz RUINED!

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